The Daily Dip

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
failinglifetests
advanced-procrastination

If I was ever slated to meet Donald Trump, I’d stuff my pockets with those little hand sanitizer bottles. Every time he’d shake my hand, I’d immediately take one out and squirt the whole bottle. Make a whole spectacle of it, sanitizing my entire right arm. But only after shaking his hand; I’d also be sure to shake the hands of as many other people as possible, but never even think about hand sanitizer until SCROTUS is reaching towards me. Hell, maybe as we’re going in for the shake I’d already have my left hand in my pocket, very dramatically digging for a hand sanitizer so I could be cleaned the moment our hands part. Can you imagine the fucking headlines? The drama? I’d be the target of Turnip’s angry tweets for months. His lapdogs nazis voters would be outraged, screaming obsenities for DARING to attempt voodoo on their god bc they don’t understand cleanliness or germ theory. It would be awesome. I’d be an international hero for washing my hands.

advanced-procrastination

I woke up from a dream last night, posted this, then immediately fell back asleep. I’m glad to see it was coherent and well-received. :)

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absolutly amazing

doodlelover

this aged so well

advanced-procrastination

OH MY GOD

seriouslysarcasticallyinclined
independent.ie

Jameela Jamil reveals why she turned down role of deaf woman

Jameela Jamil has revealed she turned down the role of a deaf woman because she did not want to deprive a disabled actress of a job.
veronicabunch

[Jameela Jamil said,] “I said it wouldn’t be appropriate for me to take that role and they should find a brilliant deaf woman to play that role. I think you have to make those choices and not be too greedy and make space rather than take space.”

Jamil added: “I don’t want to be part of erasure.” Her comments come amid the ongoing debate over roles for minority groups in Hollywood.

However Cate Blanchett believes actors should be able to play any role, and said: “I will fight to the death for the right to suspend disbelief and play roles beyond my experience.”

Jamil said a “big change needs to happen” in the industry.

She said: “I think it’s a very tricky one. I can understand where people are coming from when it comes to suspending disbelief but I think the thing we should actually be fighting for is more roles for people with disabilities and more roles for LGBTQ so there aren’t just five a year and then those get taken by big names.”

I love her.

nuttersincorporated

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate Jameela Jamil? She is truly a wonderful person and she’s out there everyday proving we aren’t in the worst timeline.

deadgodjess

Tahani is Jameela Jamil’s very first acting role. She’s hosted and modeled before, but this is her first role as an actress. She’s also a woman of color. She has less options than Cate Blanchett for a number of reasons. So for her to turn down a role because she felt it would be inappropriate speaks VOLUMES and should shame every a-list cis white star who’s taken a role that should have gone to a trans person or person of color.

We’ve got people who in theory should just be grateful for every job they get making ethical decisions about the roles they accept while people who never have to worry about when or how much their next job will be, who have secure careers, are saying ridiculous stuff to defend taking a job from marginalized people or roles that encourage the further marginalization of queer folks and poc.

And it’s not just this, Jameela is outspoken about every topic she believes in even when others would put their heads down to be more palatable.

She is straight up putting her reputation and career on the line every time she speaks up and I respect her so hard for it.

shirkers2018dirsanditan
boogieprince: “ boogieprince: “ today i finally put together a “book” that one of my classes wrote together last year and felt it was necessary to bring back this classic not-at-all-prompted contribution from a then 7 year old: “I got stuck in a...
boogieprince

today i finally put together a “book” that one of my classes wrote together last year and felt it was necessary to bring back this classic not-at-all-prompted contribution from a then 7 year old: “I got stuck in a castle. I was in its jail. They did not feeded me all I had was a porta potty. I was in jail because I didn’t even know there were taxes there. Except I lied. I read a lot about England and I decided I did not want to pay taxes.” 

boogieprince

please appreciate that this child was free to write about literally whatever she could imagine about herself time traveling and she wrote about being jailed for tax evasion in the middle ages

failinglifetests
lesbianshepard

so i was googling cerberus and during the labors of heracles the final labor assigned to him was to capture cerberus and instead of, like, stealing the dog he just went down to hades and asked if he could borrow his dog. and hades agreed like with the condition that he wouldn’t harm him and?? this is hilarious to me??? hades was so chill he was just like “yeah you can borrow my dog for your redemption quest just bring him back unharmed, alright?”

zforzelma

Hades is a good guy.

autumngracy

“Yo Hades can I borrow Spot for a bit”

“Yeah sure whatevs, a little fresh air’ll be good for him”

kiralmellonear

Cool